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Sat, 18 May 2013 08:50:00 -0400

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians...

Sat, 18 May 2013 03:24:18 -0400

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

I was playing some black ops 2 online and a 9 year old was starting to piss me off, so instead of...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:51:49 -0400

I was playing some black ops 2 online and a 9 year old was starting to piss me off, so instead of raging, every time I died I proceeded to play a different piece of classical music down the microphone starting with the circle of life from the lion king. I later found out that he couldn’t tell the difference between the piece “ride of the Valkyries” and the Star Wars “imperial march”. Needless to say after about 6 pieces he started to get annoyed with me and/or the music and quit. Some people don’t understand good music when they hear it :P

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Fri, 17 May 2013 14:40:29 -0400

sayingimages: Follow Saying images for more great quotes

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:52:05 -0400

sayingimages:

Follow Saying images for more great quotes

fuck-this-destiny: grading my knowledge? more like how well can I bullshit

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:06:36 -0400

fuck-this-destiny:

grading my knowledge? more like how well can I bullshit

&&...

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:37:45 -0400

&& PROVE THEM ALL WRONG

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Thu, 16 May 2013 14:17:35 -0400

beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad...

Thu, 16 May 2013 04:05:46 -0400

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

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Wed, 15 May 2013 14:05:11 -0400

chasingcomics: The Man Who Lives Alone My Intro to Comics final...

Tue, 14 May 2013 02:48:31 -0400

chasingcomics:

The Man Who Lives Alone

My Intro to Comics final about ghosts and love.

Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:25:40 -0400

Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.

prancing-pies: IM GOING TO DO MY HOMEWORK

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:02:00 -0400

prancing-pies:

IM GOING TO DO MY HOMEWORK

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown...

Sun, 12 May 2013 10:15:54 -0400

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.

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Fri, 10 May 2013 10:53:43 -0400

uNFOLLOWER????? THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE

Fri, 10 May 2013 10:37:00 -0400

uNFOLLOWER?????

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE

s-o-u-l: allyouneedistumblr: Omg this is from a dutch...

Fri, 10 May 2013 10:04:49 -0400

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allyouneedistumblr:

Omg this is from a dutch commercial, in the end they say: watch out what you do on the internet

SHIT THAT IS AWKWARD